I was never a Michael Jackson fan. That's not to say my moon walk isn't ill – I can break it down with no shame to it, but still, I never digged his music. To be accurate, I despise 90 percents of his songs.

But like everyone else that’s addicted to trash, I followed his trials. All of them. I was angry at him for a minute and felt sorry for him for a moment. As we all know, while he was still in the headlines he did some pretty messed up things – it was intriguing yet disturbing. We followed it for a while, and then it kind of faded out. I didn't think he'll be back to the studio to record new material and I was relived.

I was wrong. A new unfinished album is floating around the illegal parts of the net – it could be a bootleg or a prank, but as I understood, it's the real deal. So, being the curious little creature that I am, I looked for it and got it, just to know what's this crazy person is plotting.

I only managed to listen to snippets and it's quite shocking – Jackson is into hip-hop these days, sort of. The first track features non others than the Fugees, but don't get your hopes up, it's really weak. The others seem to have Michael singing like he used to back then only that this time he bought himself some up-to-date beats that sound like a cheap Timbaland rip off.

Basically it made me sick to my bone and all I wanted to do is send out this warning – sleep with one eye open because Jackson is out there. You know what? I'll let Chris Rock do the talking, he is much better in dissing Michael than me.