You know, I once thought that the news was sacred. I guess that all ended with Borat's foray onto that infamous Jackson, Mississippi weather forecast screen. And now that we can finally acknowledge the fact that the local news and E! News Daily have a bit too much in common, I say we rejoice and Sing Hallelujah!

I mean, how else would we learn about 16 year old Mr. Corey Worthington? The boy held "an alcohol fueled party for hundreds of kids while his unsuspecting parents were on holiday." A hero to all, Corey sticks by his guns, refusing to apologize or to take off his glasses on national television. Now that's what I call a hero.

Oh, and there's more! Reporters caught up with him later that day, avoiding his parents while soakin' up some rays at the beach.